Saturday, August 7, 2010

from facebook, stolen hahaha hilarious names

All these names are absolutely real (taken from the electoral lists)!

DESCRIPTIVE
Independent Lapang
Only Rynjah
Jumping Nongkseh
Look And Like Wahlang
Useful Kharbani
Speaker Mangu
Three Daughter Jamu
First Born/Last Born
Recomend Lyngdoh
Norming Mawiong
Experience Kharsyntiew
Meditranean Thabah

MATERIALISTIC
Filter Rani
Banker Sten
Nickel Marak
Submarine Marbaniang

CELEBRITIES
Jean Rousseau R. Marak
Adolf Lu Hitler R. Marak
Lenin Marak
Stalin (213 occurences)
Napoleon (35 occurences)
Queen Elizabeth Tado
Gandhi (135 occurences)
John Keniti Sangma
Jimmi Cartar Marak

NEO-ENGLISH
Asansing Marak
Biwtiphulmery Iawphniaw
Meltimeris Lyngdoh
Univercy Marbaniang
Enjoyning Langi
Expray Shadap
Wiriancy Chyne
Civiliancy Chyne
Freeniancy Chyne
Molify Kurbah
Meristylla Jana
Kriseful Dkhar
Antiful Dkhar
Enterful Thangkhiew
Carebistifull Jyrwa
Aljurence Sangma
Pistonwell Nongkseh
Tenderwel Makhroh
Langstarwell Nongkseh
Centrewell Doloi
Metaphisis Nongkling
Fisherbor Syngkli
Endersistar Sohkhwai
Circumferen Lyngdoh
Chesborn Mawiong
Lanforming Marwein

POETRY
Kontralin Syiemlieh
Forgetminot Nongkreh
Monsoonstar Lyngskor

HARDCORE
Pornish Marak
Anus Marak
Bowel Lyngdoh
Ass Sukhlain
Hippinish Marak

ABSTRACT
Harness Sylliang
Planning Manner
Ecoritha
Kronickson Sangma
Devisory Bordoloi
Revenue Namsaw
Daswelington Shylla
Seminer Marsing
Backing George Momin

AND FINALLY...
Nameless Myrsing

courtesy: Philippe Ramirez

Philippe Ramirez is a French anthropologist researching on Khasi culture.

1 comment:

Rathiulung KC said...

ahahahaa. there is actually a French guy researching Khasi people?? nice.